Imagine: a chicken strip so sweet and crunchy that you can see a world full of dancing pieces in your dreams. That happened to me with this. Really.
Ok... not really. But I did have a dream about dancing cheese once. And this recipe is still fucking good AND super simple!
Ingredients:
- 1/4 a bottle of honey mustard salad dressing
- about 3/4 a cup of falafel mix
- boneless skinless chicken, cut up into short strips or large cubes
Set oven at 400 degrees fahrenheit. Prepare a baking sheet with olive oil and set aside.
In a large plastic bag, such as a large ziplock, place strips of chicken and honey mustard dressing. Shake until the strips are fully coated.
pour falafel mix into a small bowl. Take honey mustard coated chicken strips out of the bag and bread with the falafel mix. Place on prepared baking sheet so that chicken does not overlap. Repeat until you have a GIANT MOUND OF MEDITERRANEAN NOM NOM.
Allow breaded chicken to sit on the counter for about 10-15 minutes. This will give the falafel mix time to soak up some of the dressing so you won't be eating gross raw chickpeas.
Place in oven for 20-25 minutes, or until insides are fully cooked.
Devour those mofo's like there's no tomorrow. Then tell them
I bet those monkeys would have played nice if you had spent less time on your hair and made them a piece of this chicken, PETE WENTZ.
Also, let's talk about Kim Kardashian for a second. In 2007 she was in this Fall Out Boy Video as a bimbo whore, and in 2012 she's going to have Kanye's babies. Has she risen or fallen? I really don't know.
This is pretty much the cheapest and most delicious way to make this meal. If you're thinking to yourself, "but I was really looking forward to a meal I could spend hours and hours making the broke way!", spend the extra time you would have spent on this recipe chilling the FUCK out and watch an episode of 30 Rock (an old season, the new ones suck) while eating a big bowl of these. You'll thank me later.
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